Dr. NoSleep
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Sir, this is a toy.
You play spelling games on it, and yes, this model can be disassembled in order to study the components, but I believe I warned against that when you purchased it.
His eyes bore into me.
I doubt he's slept in days.
He looks like it, and smells like it.
He just stands there, staring at me.
I shuffle uncomfortably.
I, um, am sorry to hear about your son, but I'm just a clerk here.
I want to speak to the manager.
He's out for the rest of the day.
Just me, I'm afraid.
I want to speak to corporate.
We're a franchise, sir.
Then get me the goddamn owner!
Uh, the manager is the owner.
And like I said, he's out today.
The man shakes with frustration and rage.
I put my hand under the counter, ready to trigger the alarm if needed.
Then his whole body deflates.
He leans heavily on the counter.