Dr. NoSleep
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I hate stuff in my ears.
What an idiotic design.
Headphones work because they go over your ears, not inside.
My hi-fi headphones are a perfect example.
I can listen to Oingo Boingo or Depeche Mode or even that Lost Boys soundtrack without any annoyance.
Great movie, Lost Boys, but an even better soundtrack.
I swear that if anyone ever invents tiny earpieces that have to go inside your ear, they are going to lose a ton of money.
No one wants that.
But I'm not here at Radio Shack to deal with future audio inventions.
I'm here to deal with, well, future me.
The guy on the other end of my earpiece.
Sir, do you need any help?
The clerk asks.
I realize I never acknowledged him.
Damn it, Keith, you moron.
Now he's doubly interested.
Um, no, I'm good, thanks, I say, and give him a quick wave.
Then I hurry around an end cap and step into the video component section.
What am I looking for again?
I whisper.