Dr. Rabbit

There's a point in your life that you realize you're no longer in your 20s.

Like, that decade of your life is over.

That defining point, there is a defining point.

For me, I thought, that's just when you turn 30.

Apparently, that was when I realized I went from having headlight tits to a headlight and a fog light.

Bitch, where are you going?

Like, I don't even have kids to blame this on, and I'm half Puerto Rican, which is nothing short of a miracle in and of itself.

I am half, and I don't speak Spanish.

I think I'm more of what you'd call, like, Sordorican-ish.

Instead... And I get that side from my dad.

Kind of hard to talk about him.

Not because he's dead or anything, but because he's just such a fucking narcissist.

He's Puerto Rican.

It makes sense.

But my dad's like that kind of narcissist that's... He went to a military high school.

He's convinced that he's a veteran.

Thank you.

I am.

Probably.

I am very homebody, so I like hang out at home with my dogs, but I like to hang out with friends.