Dr. Rabbit

Crime delivery.

Alrighty, so I do actually have a doctorate degree, but if we're completely honest, I am essentially just the Walmart version of Legally Blonde.

But regardless, I still got a job at a college, and you wouldn't know by looking at me, but it was actually at a black college.

So...

Yeah, I was a diversity hire.

So I go by the stage name Dr. Rabbit for reasons that I thought were fairly obvious and also because all the really hot girls that are blondes seem to have already taken the name Bunny, so that was off the table.

But what I didn't expect was that the TikTokers were going to think that I chose rabbit for how I fuck rather than what I thought was the more obvious roast.

So...

I don't know.

Sorry, I didn't know I was in that.

Uh, well, this is it.

I've done, this is it, really.

I've done a few, like, stand-up nights, but not really anything.

Okay.

My Rate My Professor would say that my class is kind of, oh, sorry.

My Rate My Professor would say that my class is kind of stand-up, but, I mean.

RateMyProfessor.com.

You can go read about.

That's where you go rate college professors before you sign up for their classes, so she's a professor.

Not anymore.