Dr Ria Lina

I mean, presumably.

What was the Dutch word?

Quacksalver.

I am Nina Khrushcheva, the great-granddaughter of Nikita Khrushchev, the leader of the Soviet Union in 1962.

I suspect they were hugely involved in Culpeper's herbal.

Yeah.

That's fascinating.

Not like in my picture in my head, I picture the noble woman living in a manor, but then it's going to be like the village herbalist that comes in and does all the midwifery.

The noble women, they've got money and they're bored witless.

Amazing.

So actually, you know, in a local village, you've got your squire who's got some land and everything else, and it might be his wife that is the nurse of the town.

Yeah.

OK, because this is a family-friendly radio show, I'm going to assume you're spelling cock C-A-U-L-K.

And it's mineral water or something chalky or... No, it's spelled C-O-C-K.

I tried to lift this programme up out of the gutter and you keep bringing it back down.

Kind of.

It sounds like chicken soup.

It's cream of chicken soup.

Let's be honest.

I mean, we've all been fed that when we were ill.