Drew Nickens
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KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I'm so happy to be doing this.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I have such a great track record battling other comedians on this show.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Anyway, anybody else depressed or what?
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Yeah, I woke up this morning.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I don't suffer from sleep apnea.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I suffer from awake breathing.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Yeah, when I was a kid, I broke a window at home and my parents were like, Rick, just stop trying to get in.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I was talking to my therapist and I was like, you're not taking any notes.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
And he was like, I am trying to forget this.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
A girl told me, you can do whatever you want to me.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
So I disappointed her.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
She was like, is that a gun in your pocket or it's a gun?
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I love her so much, guys.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
But I'm Jewish, and she's Christian.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
And this bitch is going to hell, man.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I do, but I have to protect her now.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
It was so much fun.