Dulcé Sloan

You see what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Can't do five plays in a week.

And so I did Summer Stock Theater years ago in Quakertown, Pennsylvania.

We were there for 12 weeks.

We did four musicals, 12 children's shows and a children's theater camp.

And I was in nine of those children's shows and five of them I was a bird.

So and my best performance is when I played the goose that laid the golden egg and I had to convey all of my emotions through squawking.

And it's a 45 minute show because kids shows are short.

Who doesn't want to be that?

Jack comes to steal me and I have to tell the kids like I'm squawking to tell the kids to wake the giant up.

And the Giants being played by I think our shortest friend.

So it's, I've done a lot, I've had a lot, it's like I remember being at Daily Show one day, I was like, and I said something about a job and then a couple days later I said something about a job and either one of my friends said to me the other day, how many jobs have you had?

And I was like, I think one year I had 11 W-2s.

Because I used to have a jewelry business.

I used to do crafts and scavenger hunts for kids, birthday parties.

Like I've always worked.

No.

The difference with Daily Show is that Daily Show is an office with a TV show in it.

And nobody told you that.