Dulcé Sloan

Wait a minute.

What did we just do then?

I said that at the very beginning.

I came here to talk about sports and meet a man, and then you wanted to ask me about my fucking dreams.

That's not what I came here for.

You didn't tell me this was supposed to be a dating app.

No, I said at the very beginning, I came here to talk about sports and meet a nice man, and you wanted to talk about Daily Show for an hour and a fucking half.

That's not why I came here.

So then when I saw the moss on the wall,

and the fucking wood hexagons I'm like oh over here with these candles and shit now I know great we have to talk about my accomplishments alright well my audience is a lot of men a lot of men a lot of married fucking men no regular ass single men they're not single men ain't listening to this podcast they want to hear about bitches they on Instagram looking at butt models single men ain't listening to your podcast

Somebody's walking around with his podcast.

If there's a man listening to this, he's pushing a stroller.

How very dare you?

I should have came in this bitch in a loose t-shirt.

But you wanted to talk about my dreams.

Every question you were like, so yeah, you worked in a flea market.

What about Daily Show?

That's the only thing you wanted to talk about.

That is not how that happened here.

wildly unfair i did not go that immediately without segue in from from flea market to tell me about the daily show drag race emmy book you had so many you didn't ask me any of these questions we gotta go who does bird watching i don't do no damn bird watching it's a previous interview oh okay that's not you oh tig notaro very nice person selling toys yeah activism what activism did