Duncan Alexander

And a worker at the stadium dressed in all the FIFA...

apparel vest got in and he was Elvis right he had the 70s Elvis late yeah late era Elvis okay the rhinestone sunglasses sideburns yeah someone quietly went what's up Elvis and he went that's right I am Elvis and he was where did he say I wish I could remember he said something like I'm the no walk Elvis look it up

I was working on this game.

Yeah, they weren't soaring in this game.

They were...

Their wings were clipped and they were cowering in a cage.

Yeah, Japan were great.

I mean, in a World Cup of three balls and headers, I mean, Ayude's two goals were brilliant.

The first one absolutely pinged him at the edge of the box.

But I preferred the second one.

That flick.

Yeah, just lovely stuff.

And then his, the fourth goal, his second, when he headed it,

There was a goalkeeper and two defenders on the line and he managed to lob them all with a header, which is, you know, that's good.

He did what he knows best.

You know, how he does.

White shirt.

White shirt.

The shirt was clean, but the sheet wasn't.

He looked a bit angry.