Duncan Barkes

Somebody's been bought from abroad for however many years.

And it would just give you just a little peak of interest.

Do you think any team has ever gone through the January window and done nothing, brought nobody in and let nobody go?

speaking of ins and outs I wanted to ask you about something that cropped up in yesterday's news bulletin on Pompey Sound and that is someone who purely for dramatic effect we were calling Pompey's forgotten man and in a way he is because he doesn't get talked about one way or another and that is Australian Thomas Waddingham

Well, the record books say he's appeared for us five times this season, but racking my brains, I can't picture it.

It must have been a last-minute substitution.

It must have been early on.

Before we got used to the fact that Mackenzie Kirk appears to have more to offer

I wanted to ask you this, but I thought I'd wait until the right moment.

And it is really one of Harry Regnap's biographies.

He talks about the fact that you get little groups forming in the changing room and out on the training pitch.

And often nationalities tend to determine which group you find yourself most comfortable with culturally and so on and so forth.

And now that we've got a good, solid Australian contingent, do you think they're rubbing it in with the rest of the English players about the Ashes?

Yes.

I'm sure they are.

Well, folklore has it that he was round a player's house eating pizza.

I can't remember which Pompey player it was.

And Alan said to him, can you give this letter to Harry Redknapp in the morning?

And the bloke went, OK, why don't you do it yourself?

He said, because tomorrow morning,