Duncan Trussell

the fuck oh i got fucking 60s i'm gonna fuck this whole thing all right i got 60 seconds i might have did some worse shit than him i have an 11 year old son and i accidentally shown him all the porn in my phone austin i'm picking him up from summer camp two weeks ago we're driving home he sees the tesla cyber truck dad i heard those are expensive let me have your phone i hand it to him it's quiet

I don't even know how that got on my phone.

He's 11.

Dad, it's actually right here in the search bar.

I'm freaking out.

I take the phone from him.

Listen, this is why we have Google block on your electronics.

And it's quiet.

I feel like I weathered the storm.

And he says, Dad, it's totally OK if you're gay.

I just start showing him all the vagina.

He was on here.

He works down at Shakespeare's.

He's been on here the... Okay.

I rob grocery stores, Tony.

If you need someone to haul your junk... Where were you, Tony?

I lean over to tie my shoes and I start salivating.

So I go over to the sink and it's just blood.

It's the hot part of the show.

So then I call 911.