Duncan Trussell

It was just a burst abscess.

And I go, yeah.

And they go, we think it's time.

So I had my tonsils removed, like a miracle.

They removed my tonsils, and they find the smallest.

Now, what they'll tell you about cancer is they're looking for like a cluster of grapes.

I could polish that pig up if you want.

My picture was on the wall on that fucking grocery store.

By the way, it was called Pathmark.

He don't remember the name of it.

Now I know what you mean about the long journey to the punchline.

I get it now.

I get it.

I didn't get it when you said it.

what a hilarious prank that would be chris it's your big break it's kill tony it's an empty warehouse nobody's here oh all i did uh all i did before i went blind was jerk off and play video games and i and then god was like that's enough

I give you a gift and you wasted it, son.

I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret.

I'd do it all again tomorrow.

I wouldn't have changed a goddamn thing, dude.

Give it up for my roommate for bringing me out here, dude.