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Duncan Trussell

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2642 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

He's a way better roommate.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

My last roommate sucked.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

He just didn't really care about personal space.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

He would always hang out in my room.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

So every time I'd go to jerk off, I'd have to be like, hello?

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

Is anyone there?

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

Which, by the way, if you ever hear me say, hello, is anyone there?

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

You have about 30 seconds before I start jerking off.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

Wow.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

You should say something, all right?

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

Or else it's on you, not me.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

I don't want to hear about it in the papers later.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

A guy who kind of looks like Louis C.K.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

does exactly what Louis C.K.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

did.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

I was 18.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

I had a like a fuckload of like retinal detachments, which is something that usually like UFC fighters get.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL

My friend in high school was just, like, fucking with me and, like, tossed his high school transcripts at me.