Duncan Trussell
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Podcast Appearances
He's a way better roommate.
My last roommate sucked.
He just didn't really care about personal space.
He would always hang out in my room.
So every time I'd go to jerk off, I'd have to be like, hello?
Which, by the way, if you ever hear me say, hello, is anyone there?
You have about 30 seconds before I start jerking off.
You should say something, all right?
Or else it's on you, not me.
I don't want to hear about it in the papers later.
A guy who kind of looks like Louis C.K.
does exactly what Louis C.K.
I had a like a fuckload of like retinal detachments, which is something that usually like UFC fighters get.
My friend in high school was just, like, fucking with me and, like, tossed his high school transcripts at me.