Dylan Carlino

I liked like hard stances. You know what I mean?

You know what's funny? I mean, like, I literally... You know what? I was just, like, a fat gay kid for so long that, like, I was like, well, nobody wants to fuck me. But everyone's always laughing. And then I became obsessed with stand-up. And I was like, well, I was working at, like, a gas station. So I was like, well, I would love to do stand-up. And then I just kind of started doing that.

You know what's funny? I mean, like, I literally... You know what? I was just, like, a fat gay kid for so long that, like, I was like, well, nobody wants to fuck me. But everyone's always laughing. And then I became obsessed with stand-up. And I was like, well, I was working at, like, a gas station. So I was like, well, I would love to do stand-up. And then I just kind of started doing that.

You know what's funny? I mean, like, I literally... You know what? I was just, like, a fat gay kid for so long that, like, I was like, well, nobody wants to fuck me. But everyone's always laughing. And then I became obsessed with stand-up. And I was like, well, I was working at, like, a gas station. So I was like, well, I would love to do stand-up. And then I just kind of started doing that.

And then once I started doing it, people's reactions have always been like, wow, you're, like, pretty good at this. And then I was just like, oh, I guess I must be naturally gifted. Yeah.

And then once I started doing it, people's reactions have always been like, wow, you're, like, pretty good at this. And then I was just like, oh, I guess I must be naturally gifted. Yeah.

And then once I started doing it, people's reactions have always been like, wow, you're, like, pretty good at this. And then I was just like, oh, I guess I must be naturally gifted. Yeah.

Gifted from the God. One of the chosen ones. God didn't give me a good body, so I had to learn how to make people laugh.

Gifted from the God. One of the chosen ones. God didn't give me a good body, so I had to learn how to make people laugh.

Gifted from the God. One of the chosen ones. God didn't give me a good body, so I had to learn how to make people laugh.

I wasn't. I thought you were going to bring up her arrest video where she was like... One of my favorite videos.

I wasn't. I thought you were going to bring up her arrest video where she was like... One of my favorite videos.

I wasn't. I thought you were going to bring up her arrest video where she was like... One of my favorite videos.

I'm an American citizen on American soil. Thanks.

I'm an American citizen on American soil. Thanks.

I'm an American citizen on American soil. Thanks.

You know what was great about that is that she got that video. And I think within 48 hours, she was on a daytime talk show with her brown hair being like, I have police officers in my family.

You know what was great about that is that she got that video. And I think within 48 hours, she was on a daytime talk show with her brown hair being like, I have police officers in my family.

You know what was great about that is that she got that video. And I think within 48 hours, she was on a daytime talk show with her brown hair being like, I have police officers in my family.

Oh, I just watched Sweet Home Alabama for a game. I think one of my favorite movies of all time.