Earthquake
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
When you wanted to go, like, leave Okinawa and go to the Philippines, you jump on one of the planes that's going over there taking the tanks, and you sign up for it, and you ride and hit your ride.
I don't know, to be honest, but I'm still in my mind that fat dude sitting beside you and you being scared.
Well, it's visually.
It's striped down and everything.
Yeah, but still.
But you're just thinking about them women you're about to see in the Philippines.
You know, you're stuck on the place and you ain't got no women.
And you're on your way to the Philippines.
You'll fly on the back of a bird.
No, it wasn't that long.
Oh, when you're thinking about it.
Yeah, you just sign up and spank, I forgot the priority, based on your rank or whatever.
And once you, like, stand by and call your name and you get on there.
So how do you get from doing that to doing comedy?
The war broke out, so I said I didn't want to stay in.
Sorry, which war?
The Gulf War, the first one.