Ed Helms

So thanks.

Thank you, sir. Snafu is a production of iHeartRadio, Film Nation Entertainment and Pacific Electric Picture Company, in association with Gilded Audio. It's executive produced by me, Ed Helms, Milan Popelka, Mike Falbo, Whitney Donaldson, and Dylan Fagan. Our lead producers are Carl Nellis and Alyssa Martino. Additional production from Stephen Wood, Olivia Canney, and Kelsey Albright.

Thank you, sir. Snafu is a production of iHeartRadio, Film Nation Entertainment and Pacific Electric Picture Company, in association with Gilded Audio. It's executive produced by me, Ed Helms, Milan Popelka, Mike Falbo, Whitney Donaldson, and Dylan Fagan. Our lead producers are Carl Nellis and Alyssa Martino. Additional production from Stephen Wood, Olivia Canney, and Kelsey Albright.

Our story editor is Nikki Stein. Our production assistants are Nevin Kalapalli and Ekemeny Ekpo. Fact-checking by Charles Richter. Our creative executive is Brett Harris. Our associate producer, Tori Smith, edited this episode. Editing, music, and sound design by Ben Chug. Engineering and technical direction by Nick Dooley. Andrew Chug is Gilded Audio's creative director.

Our story editor is Nikki Stein. Our production assistants are Nevin Kalapalli and Ekemeny Ekpo. Fact-checking by Charles Richter. Our creative executive is Brett Harris. Our associate producer, Tori Smith, edited this episode. Editing, music, and sound design by Ben Chug. Engineering and technical direction by Nick Dooley. Andrew Chug is Gilded Audio's creative director.

Our amazing theme music is by Dan Rosato. Special thanks to Allison Cohen, Daniel Welsh, and Ben Ryzak.

Our amazing theme music is by Dan Rosato. Special thanks to Allison Cohen, Daniel Welsh, and Ben Ryzak.

This was all under official government activity. They built a apartment that had a glass mirror where he could sit there and watch. And then they would drug these customers. And he was just sort of taking notes and God knows what else behind this double mirror. And this was all in the name of science.

This was all under official government activity. They built a apartment that had a glass mirror where he could sit there and watch. And then they would drug these customers. And he was just sort of taking notes and God knows what else behind this double mirror. And this was all in the name of science.

That's correct, John. Like countless others from around the globe, I am waiting on line here in Rome. I've just started hour 16. Don't know if I'm going to make it. We're not all going to get there.

That's correct, John. Like countless others from around the globe, I am waiting on line here in Rome. I've just started hour 16. Don't know if I'm going to make it. We're not all going to get there.

It's terrific, John. No problems at all. As you know, the Italians are famous for their organizational skills. They're handling this sudden influx of three million pilgrims like a Fiat handles on the autostrada. So you would mean terribly. It's not good, John. But they have done some things well.

It's terrific, John. No problems at all. As you know, the Italians are famous for their organizational skills. They're handling this sudden influx of three million pilgrims like a Fiat handles on the autostrada. So you would mean terribly. It's not good, John. But they have done some things well.

Officials are handing out bottled water, setting up porta-potties, and perhaps even more important, porta-confessionals. As it turns out, 99% of all sins happen on pilgrimages.

Officials are handing out bottled water, setting up porta-potties, and perhaps even more important, porta-confessionals. As it turns out, 99% of all sins happen on pilgrimages.

Yeah, absolutely. John, there's nothing like death to bring people together. Oh, hey, looks like I'm up. Arigato. This stuff is awesome.

Yeah, absolutely. John, there's nothing like death to bring people together. Oh, hey, looks like I'm up. Arigato. This stuff is awesome.

Dude, you can't get this stuff in the United States. This is like triple delicious ice cream. It's better than sex. Reminds me, I gotta hit one of those confessionals. All right, well, thank you very much.

Dude, you can't get this stuff in the United States. This is like triple delicious ice cream. It's better than sex. Reminds me, I gotta hit one of those confessionals. All right, well, thank you very much.

John, the security here is tight. The Sistine Chapel is locked down. The place has been swept for bugs, surrounded by Swiss guards. Frescoes are rigged with explosives. Cyborg armies patrol the roof and, of course, the Sloman's Shield.