Ed Helms

John, the security here is tight. The Sistine Chapel is locked down. The place has been swept for bugs, surrounded by Swiss guards. Frescoes are rigged with explosives. Cyborg armies patrol the roof and, of course, the Sloman's Shield.

Not exactly, John. I do have a conclave simulation program. The Simstein Accu-Chapel 6000. Now this gives you a pretty good idea of what's going on. As you can see, the College of Cardinals files into the chapel. Then they move past this guy here, kind of a downer, Then the world's top Catholics take their seats and prepare. The voting begins. The Cardinals write their choice on official ballots.

Not exactly, John. I do have a conclave simulation program. The Simstein Accu-Chapel 6000. Now this gives you a pretty good idea of what's going on. As you can see, the College of Cardinals files into the chapel. Then they move past this guy here, kind of a downer, Then the world's top Catholics take their seats and prepare. The voting begins. The Cardinals write their choice on official ballots.

The votes are then tallied and burned in a furnace to produce smoke. Then afterwards, everyone takes part in a violent shooting spree. Woo! Bang, bang!

The votes are then tallied and burned in a furnace to produce smoke. Then afterwards, everyone takes part in a violent shooting spree. Woo! Bang, bang!

Ed, that was Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto, Vatican City, John. Ed, thank you. It's really very nice here. Thanks for joining us. Slow down, John. With this recreation, even you can be part of the action. Check this out. Okay, now watch this. I'm totally conclaving. You got that? John, if I press the A button, I can vote for my favorite Cardinal. And if I push the B button, this is awesome.

Ed, that was Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto, Vatican City, John. Ed, thank you. It's really very nice here. Thanks for joining us. Slow down, John. With this recreation, even you can be part of the action. Check this out. Okay, now watch this. I'm totally conclaving. You got that? John, if I press the A button, I can vote for my favorite Cardinal. And if I push the B button, this is awesome.

I can punch him! Woo! Woo!

I can punch him! Woo! Woo!

I'm sorry. I'm totally working on a combo move. A-B-B-A puts Francis Cardinal Lorenze in a headline. All right.

I'm sorry. I'm totally working on a combo move. A-B-B-A puts Francis Cardinal Lorenze in a headline. All right.

This is so insane. This was all under like official government activity. They built a apartment in San Francisco that had a glass mirror where he could sit there and watch. And then they would drug these customers. And he was just sort of taking notes and God knows what else behind this double mirror. And this was all in the name of science.

This is so insane. This was all under like official government activity. They built a apartment in San Francisco that had a glass mirror where he could sit there and watch. And then they would drug these customers. And he was just sort of taking notes and God knows what else behind this double mirror. And this was all in the name of science.

This is so insane. This was all under like official government activity. They built a apartment in San Francisco that had a glass mirror where he could sit there and watch. And then they would drug these customers. And he was just sort of taking notes and God knows what else behind this double mirror. And this was all in the name of science.

If it allows me to go hella-skiing, then yeah, I'm hella on board.

If it allows me to go hella-skiing, then yeah, I'm hella on board.

If it allows me to go hella-skiing, then yeah, I'm hella on board.

This is so insane. This was all under like official government activity. They built a apartment in San Francisco that had a glass mirror where he could sit there and watch. And then they would drug these customers. And he was just sort of taking notes and God knows what else behind this double mirror. And this was all in the name of science.

This is so insane. This was all under like official government activity. They built a apartment in San Francisco that had a glass mirror where he could sit there and watch. And then they would drug these customers. And he was just sort of taking notes and God knows what else behind this double mirror. And this was all in the name of science.

This is so insane. This was all under like official government activity. They built a apartment in San Francisco that had a glass mirror where he could sit there and watch. And then they would drug these customers. And he was just sort of taking notes and God knows what else behind this double mirror. And this was all in the name of science.