Ed Larson

We've been coming hard at the duly elected president of the United States quite a bit recently, but I don't want to fucking hesitate to say I believe every single member of government should be arrested.

Well, they're fine with it.

They're pretty, you know.

I bet you they would much rather a little piece of land in the San Fernando Valley.

You know what I mean?

I bet you they're like, oh, I wish our land was in, like, you know, the beautiful Blue Mountains of Tennessee or something.

We all know what we like.

You have fucked up.

You're a moron.

It's like ice.

It's all of these things.

You've specifically chosen a dumb fucking job, and now you are reaping the goddamn benefits of it.

So a lot of decent people are taking these horrible jobs against their will.

I just can't believe that there's no form of cottage industry that could be legalized in Florida that would actually create a lot of taxed money that would do really good for the state.

It's not like stuff grows well there.

It's not like there's specific crops that you could build that would create so much money for your state that you're specifically saying no to because you're a bunch of fucking morons.

Because it makes people nice.

I would say at that point, you're like, all right, fucking deport me.

I just feel like, just send me back now.

Yeah, they've come to America to make their lives better and we're fucking punishing them.