Ed Larson

I was going to say, if someone is not staying in the UFO home during contact, then the whole fucking festival is a shame. Fucking better be George Knapp and Jeremy Korbel. Breast friends. Breast friends. They just sleep chest to chest on a tiny cot. That's what people don't understand. They do sleep in a bed together. Yeah. But it's not sexual.

I was going to say, if someone is not staying in the UFO home during contact, then the whole fucking festival is a shame. Fucking better be George Knapp and Jeremy Korbel. Breast friends. Breast friends. They just sleep chest to chest on a tiny cot. That's what people don't understand. They do sleep in a bed together. Yeah. But it's not sexual.

I want to save Josh Speed for our episode. Oh, okay, yeah. Because that was his real boyfriend. Yes, yeah. Tune in for the Josh Speed love affair. Abraham Lincoln was a man. About a man. Complicated morals. No, not morals. Just he had a complicated life. He lived every day. He loved the man who owned slaves. You know, but he loved the man who owned slaves. Uh-oh.

I want to save Josh Speed for our episode. Oh, okay, yeah. Because that was his real boyfriend. Yes, yeah. Tune in for the Josh Speed love affair. Abraham Lincoln was a man. About a man. Complicated morals. No, not morals. Just he had a complicated life. He lived every day. He loved the man who owned slaves. You know, but he loved the man who owned slaves. Uh-oh.

I want to save Josh Speed for our episode. Oh, okay, yeah. Because that was his real boyfriend. Yes, yeah. Tune in for the Josh Speed love affair. Abraham Lincoln was a man. About a man. Complicated morals. No, not morals. Just he had a complicated life. He lived every day. He loved the man who owned slaves. You know, but he loved the man who owned slaves. Uh-oh.

And then he loved the man who owned slaves. It wasn't just the ninja say he's a slave owner. There was a man in there. Okay. And Abraham Lincoln made sweet love to that man. His mouth, his butt. Honestly, you could live every day being like a president. You know what I mean? Have your wife, have your best friend lover, be best friends with somebody and best friends with them at the same time.

And then he loved the man who owned slaves. It wasn't just the ninja say he's a slave owner. There was a man in there. Okay. And Abraham Lincoln made sweet love to that man. His mouth, his butt. Honestly, you could live every day being like a president. You know what I mean? Have your wife, have your best friend lover, be best friends with somebody and best friends with them at the same time.

And then he loved the man who owned slaves. It wasn't just the ninja say he's a slave owner. There was a man in there. Okay. And Abraham Lincoln made sweet love to that man. His mouth, his butt. Honestly, you could live every day being like a president. You know what I mean? Have your wife, have your best friend lover, be best friends with somebody and best friends with them at the same time.

Tall, strong man with perfect thighs. Yeah. Fucking split my rails any day. Love getting absolutely having your butt handed to you by an old friend. And then laugh. No, and it's just another funny story to tell all the guys down at the VFW about how you, Abraham Lincoln, Slimer from Ghostbusters, all had a full-on gay-ass orgy, but it doesn't make you gay because of how much you love this country.

Tall, strong man with perfect thighs. Yeah. Fucking split my rails any day. Love getting absolutely having your butt handed to you by an old friend. And then laugh. No, and it's just another funny story to tell all the guys down at the VFW about how you, Abraham Lincoln, Slimer from Ghostbusters, all had a full-on gay-ass orgy, but it doesn't make you gay because of how much you love this country.

Tall, strong man with perfect thighs. Yeah. Fucking split my rails any day. Love getting absolutely having your butt handed to you by an old friend. And then laugh. No, and it's just another funny story to tell all the guys down at the VFW about how you, Abraham Lincoln, Slimer from Ghostbusters, all had a full-on gay-ass orgy, but it doesn't make you gay because of how much you love this country.

Because other than that, it's the War of 1812. And what's civil about war? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. We already made this. Yeah, you already did.

Because other than that, it's the War of 1812. And what's civil about war? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. We already made this. Yeah, you already did.

Because other than that, it's the War of 1812. And what's civil about war? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. We already made this. Yeah, you already did.

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This week. You'll hear it. So get into it. It's about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. If you didn't know. Did you know it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald? Yeah. Crazy. His time traveler. Wait, you get to episode four. You're going to love it. Go to the patreon.com slash last podcast and you can watch us yell and do all of that and all that shenanery.

This week. You'll hear it. So get into it. It's about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. If you didn't know. Did you know it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald? Yeah. Crazy. His time traveler. Wait, you get to episode four. You're going to love it. Go to the patreon.com slash last podcast and you can watch us yell and do all of that and all that shenanery.

This week. You'll hear it. So get into it. It's about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. If you didn't know. Did you know it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald? Yeah. Crazy. His time traveler. Wait, you get to episode four. You're going to love it. Go to the patreon.com slash last podcast and you can watch us yell and do all of that and all that shenanery.