Ed Larson

You would have done great on Twitter.

You would have done great on Twitter.

Someone give me a fish.

Someone give me a fish.

Someone give me a fish.

I mean, 2,800 performances. How do you remember all those lines? You don't. Yeah, you break and talk to the audience a little bit.

I mean, 2,800 performances. How do you remember all those lines? You don't. Yeah, you break and talk to the audience a little bit.

I mean, 2,800 performances. How do you remember all those lines? You don't. Yeah, you break and talk to the audience a little bit.

That was like when you had dinner with Penn Jillette. Yes, he did that to me. I ordered steak frites, and he chastised me for it. Really? Yeah, it was midnight. I mean, maybe it was an annoying order for the kitchen, but he was more upset about the cow. Yeah. It's just like, yell at the kitchen, dude. I didn't fucking kill the cow, dude. Live your life.

That was like when you had dinner with Penn Jillette. Yes, he did that to me. I ordered steak frites, and he chastised me for it. Really? Yeah, it was midnight. I mean, maybe it was an annoying order for the kitchen, but he was more upset about the cow. Yeah. It's just like, yell at the kitchen, dude. I didn't fucking kill the cow, dude. Live your life.

That was like when you had dinner with Penn Jillette. Yes, he did that to me. I ordered steak frites, and he chastised me for it. Really? Yeah, it was midnight. I mean, maybe it was an annoying order for the kitchen, but he was more upset about the cow. Yeah. It's just like, yell at the kitchen, dude. I didn't fucking kill the cow, dude. Live your life.

He certainly, he was a magician, but he certainly made all the fun disappear. Ooh, the funny. He also told me that Robin Williams didn't commit suicide, that it was autoerotic asphyxiation. I'm like, I just met you.

He certainly, he was a magician, but he certainly made all the fun disappear. Ooh, the funny. He also told me that Robin Williams didn't commit suicide, that it was autoerotic asphyxiation. I'm like, I just met you.

He certainly, he was a magician, but he certainly made all the fun disappear. Ooh, the funny. He also told me that Robin Williams didn't commit suicide, that it was autoerotic asphyxiation. I'm like, I just met you.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. My boy. My boy.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. My boy. My boy.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. My boy. My boy.

I recently learned that Kentucky never really joined the Confederacy, even though they're below the Mason-Dixon line.

I recently learned that Kentucky never really joined the Confederacy, even though they're below the Mason-Dixon line.

I recently learned that Kentucky never really joined the Confederacy, even though they're below the Mason-Dixon line.