Ed Larson

Punch, then bow.

You know how you like fighting, Fat Jerry?

Well, I've got the fattest Jerry of all.

Because, like, bullfighting is technically usually done with swords.

Yes, our swords are our intellect.

Harness your chi.

No, what I do is I take my bobcat out.

I rent a bobcat from the local construction office and I have my... Hold that bobcat.

Yes.

No, not bobcat.

I have bobcats.

They come out there and they just... They punch the sled part.

They punch the sled part.

Dare me to punch this bull?

Come to the Medina Temple and see this brave young karate expert take on this ferocious bull.

Well, just the fact that he could actually drive it around in his pickup truck around the streets of Chicago on a flatbed might tell you that it's not the most aggressive bulls.

And they don't have horns, it looks like, from the quick Google image search.

Let's all just still just say Arthur very easily could have been murdered by that bull.

It does not matter, because the second he punches it in the head, the second he goes up to the stationary bull, because imagine how that fight goes.

The brahmin's just standing there, and Arthur's like, let me at him, let me at him, let me at him.