Ed Larson

And it tipped over the canoe, and the gator killed her, and the husband, unfortunately, was not able to save her, even though he tried. That shit fucking happens. But we did lose a famous alligator. Big gator. Who I really want to... I think we should...

we should shout out to Morris, the 640-pound alligator, believed to have been more than 80 years old and the source of an impressive list of movie and TV credits. Most famously, he was the alligator from Happy Gilmore. He was the alligator that took Chubb's hand. Yes, I can't believe he lived longer than Carl Weathers.

we should shout out to Morris, the 640-pound alligator, believed to have been more than 80 years old and the source of an impressive list of movie and TV credits. Most famously, he was the alligator from Happy Gilmore. He was the alligator that took Chubb's hand. Yes, I can't believe he lived longer than Carl Weathers.

we should shout out to Morris, the 640-pound alligator, believed to have been more than 80 years old and the source of an impressive list of movie and TV credits. Most famously, he was the alligator from Happy Gilmore. He was the alligator that took Chubb's hand. Yes, I can't believe he lived longer than Carl Weathers.

Yeah, he was also in Alligator 1 and Alligator 2, Interview with the Vampire, Dr. Dolittle, Eraser. Great Alligator scene in Eraser. That is a fantastic Alligator scene. Great Alligator scene. And also, Blues Brothers 2000. Don't remember the Alligator in Blues Brothers 2000. I don't remember Blues Brothers 2000. I mean, I know it exists, but the plot escapes me. As it should.

Yeah, he was also in Alligator 1 and Alligator 2, Interview with the Vampire, Dr. Dolittle, Eraser. Great Alligator scene in Eraser. That is a fantastic Alligator scene. Great Alligator scene. And also, Blues Brothers 2000. Don't remember the Alligator in Blues Brothers 2000. I don't remember Blues Brothers 2000. I mean, I know it exists, but the plot escapes me. As it should.

Yeah, he was also in Alligator 1 and Alligator 2, Interview with the Vampire, Dr. Dolittle, Eraser. Great Alligator scene in Eraser. That is a fantastic Alligator scene. Great Alligator scene. And also, Blues Brothers 2000. Don't remember the Alligator in Blues Brothers 2000. I don't remember Blues Brothers 2000. I mean, I know it exists, but the plot escapes me. As it should.

So, Morris, shout out to you. This episode is dedicated to you and Henry's father. May you be reunited and held together. Who gets top billing? I mean, unfortunately, Henry's dad was almost in daylight. That is true. He was almost the Sylvester Stallone tunnel rescue film. Yeah. He was almost in that. They filmed the scene, but they ended up cutting it. So top billing goes to Morris. All right.

So, Morris, shout out to you. This episode is dedicated to you and Henry's father. May you be reunited and held together. Who gets top billing? I mean, unfortunately, Henry's dad was almost in daylight. That is true. He was almost the Sylvester Stallone tunnel rescue film. Yeah. He was almost in that. They filmed the scene, but they ended up cutting it. So top billing goes to Morris. All right.

So, Morris, shout out to you. This episode is dedicated to you and Henry's father. May you be reunited and held together. Who gets top billing? I mean, unfortunately, Henry's dad was almost in daylight. That is true. He was almost the Sylvester Stallone tunnel rescue film. Yeah. He was almost in that. They filmed the scene, but they ended up cutting it. So top billing goes to Morris. All right.

Yeah, all right. Yeah, but Henry's dad also, shout out to you. We love you so much, Henry Sr. Big shout out. But yeah, you're second place to Morris, unfortunately. I mean, come on. Morris was on Coach. Yeah. I mean, Coach is a great show. Night Court, Leno, you know, he's done lots of good work. And we could all hope for a 20-year retirement. We really could. Yeah, in Florida. Yeah.

Yeah, all right. Yeah, but Henry's dad also, shout out to you. We love you so much, Henry Sr. Big shout out. But yeah, you're second place to Morris, unfortunately. I mean, come on. Morris was on Coach. Yeah. I mean, Coach is a great show. Night Court, Leno, you know, he's done lots of good work. And we could all hope for a 20-year retirement. We really could. Yeah, in Florida. Yeah.

Yeah, all right. Yeah, but Henry's dad also, shout out to you. We love you so much, Henry Sr. Big shout out. But yeah, you're second place to Morris, unfortunately. I mean, come on. Morris was on Coach. Yeah. I mean, Coach is a great show. Night Court, Leno, you know, he's done lots of good work. And we could all hope for a 20-year retirement. We really could. Yeah, in Florida. Yeah.

Or no, this is Colorado. He was in Colorado.

Or no, this is Colorado. He was in Colorado.

Or no, this is Colorado. He was in Colorado.

No. Yeah. Oh, I mean, it's not. I mean, it's it's a better place as far as like, you know, humanity goes. But as far as fun and having a great time, I mean, nothing's better than Florida. I just realized that. I miss my home so much, and I had a great time there. No matter how horrible it may be, you're my horrible, and I'll be with you forever, Florida.

No. Yeah. Oh, I mean, it's not. I mean, it's it's a better place as far as like, you know, humanity goes. But as far as fun and having a great time, I mean, nothing's better than Florida. I just realized that. I miss my home so much, and I had a great time there. No matter how horrible it may be, you're my horrible, and I'll be with you forever, Florida.

No. Yeah. Oh, I mean, it's not. I mean, it's it's a better place as far as like, you know, humanity goes. But as far as fun and having a great time, I mean, nothing's better than Florida. I just realized that. I miss my home so much, and I had a great time there. No matter how horrible it may be, you're my horrible, and I'll be with you forever, Florida.

uh and they said in an update on monday they announced we have decided to get morris taxidermied so that he can continue to scare children for years to come it's what he would have wanted yes absolutely yeah taxidermy everybody it's a very taxidermy heavy episode lots of animals uh we love you guys oh um we have one listener mail i'll get to it real fast i'll read it real fast um but this is uh it was very nice um