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Ed Larson

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

I wish they would.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

I don't really know what to do with all my ivory.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

Largely, I've been using it to make bullets to shoot the poor.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

One of my favorite things is to shoot a homeless man in the head with an ivory bullet.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

I mean, honestly, we can just kind of flip through it because it's silent.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

It's only 74 seconds.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

Yeah, it doesn't really, you know, it's...

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Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

Yep, dead elephant walking.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

You really see it coming now.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

Yep, it's really, that is a dead-ass elephant about to be dead.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

She doesn't seem mean.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

It's not dancing.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

I wish we could have done it with people.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

Nobody came when my daughter was born without a face.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

It's just an elephant.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

They were like, this wasn't as fun as we thought it was going to be.

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

Can you imagine the really cute little pigs that would have played ice?

Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

You gotta get over there.