Ed Zitron

Why is there so many fires? All right, let's take a shot every time the car's on fire.

Why is there so many fires? All right, let's take a shot every time the car's on fire.

I also want to just say when it swerved in that thing, it was driving like half a mile an hour. Yeah. That's how I run. Yeah.

I also want to just say when it swerved in that thing, it was driving like half a mile an hour. Yeah. That's how I run. Yeah.

I also want to just say when it swerved in that thing, it was driving like half a mile an hour. Yeah. That's how I run. Yeah.

That cop was like he had his arms out. Two cops are chasing... Three cops. Look how they're running.

That cop was like he had his arms out. Two cops are chasing... Three cops. Look how they're running.

That cop was like he had his arms out. Two cops are chasing... Three cops. Look how they're running.

Okay. What is going on with his feet? Wait. Wait.

Okay. What is going on with his feet? Wait. Wait.

Okay. What is going on with his feet? Wait. Wait.

Wow, I'm so glad that we have the technology to do a thing where a guy gets chased by the police.

Wow, I'm so glad that we have the technology to do a thing where a guy gets chased by the police.

Wow, I'm so glad that we have the technology to do a thing where a guy gets chased by the police.

I just want to know about these thousands of generations of script. That is interesting. I am very curious. Because I just don't believe that for a fucking second.

I just want to know about these thousands of generations of script. That is interesting. I am very curious. Because I just don't believe that for a fucking second.

I just want to know about these thousands of generations of script. That is interesting. I am very curious. Because I just don't believe that for a fucking second.

Except the script would...

Except the script would...

Except the script would...