Eddie Pepperell

Engineered doesn't turn up.

I ring them up, and it's 25 minutes on the phone, nothing resolved.

I got a machine, answering machine, ring me up to tell me that my appointment has been rescheduled for June the 16th.

June the 16th!

Crazy.

It was supposed to go in on April the 16th.

What's the world coming to?

Well, it's ridiculous.

There's no human beings involved.

Artificial intelligence, sack it all off.

I was just being a badger, being a golf badger, like a rugby Norse.

I think I did a starter and then just sort of gave up.

I said prawn cocktail and haggis.

And actually, I was thinking about my pudding today, which would be apple and blackberry crumble, but doing it my mate Rob's way, using porridge oats in there as part of your crumble.

Yeah, it was down this morning considerably, but not as low as 15, so I'm holding it better than the badger over there.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I thought it was a fantastic Masters, really, from start to finish.

I obviously joined you guys on the Friday and at that point predicted Rory would win comfortably.

Obviously, that wasn't to be.

And I must say, after he made the double bogey yesterday on four, I was worried for him.