Edie Patterson

It totally is. Yeah.

Uh, yeah, I think so, yeah. I mean, I get a s*** ton of fan mail, so that's a lot of mail to go through, but yeah, I mean, yeah, I think I did. Y'all get that, uh, the tanning bed I sent y'all last year?

Well, it is a tanning bed, you know, so... You boys ever tag team anybody, beat up any kids in your neighborhood? When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the out of these brothers that used to live down the street from us. Hilarious. I mean, this guy was the most ruthless one. Now, I'm sitting here, he's got a family, he's got a nice shirt on.

I mean, my mind's still blown you got three kids. I mean, I remember you having this one, old blondie over here. We got three. Three handsome young men. The power's away. Uh, that littlest one's a girl.

Y'all named your daughter after Titanic? It's Cassie's favorite movie. Oh, wow. You gotta be me. What's his name? Shrek?

My reign is nigh.

That made no sense to me. That sounded foreign.

Oh, Mike. You're just both a bunch of two-bit, half-rate siblings. Damn Frank Stallone and Stephen Baldwin over here. I'm Stephen Baldwin? Yes, you are. Oh.

I ain't got no time for this. Bye, Felicia. Okay, no.

No.