Elaad Eliyahu

It turns out it was an organically created spaceship.

So it was made of organic materials, water, and go inside its body.

Didn't we invent, like, there were a bunch of inventions made.

I think, like, certain plastics were invented in the original space race.

Right, they're like, we're going to go to the human cannonball.

Well, this is probably the best argument for the moon landing... that we did not moon landing conspiracy theory is that

You want to build ICBMs.

You go to the public and say, we need to spend at the time the equivalent of $200 billion on rockets.

They go, what for?

We want to put 12 nuclear warheads in the tip of each one, launch it into the stratosphere, and then rain down hellfire, wiping out every major city in Eastern Europe that threatens us.

And people are going to go, oh, my God, no.

You go, we're going to go to space and go to the moon.

And they're like, oh, that sounds fun.

So they give you all the money, you build gigantic rockets, and they go, yay!

And what you're really doing is creating multiple independently targeted reentry vehicles, or MIRVs, which can launch into the stratosphere and then deploy 8 to 12 warheads, one of which could wipe out the entire eastern U.S.

seaboard.

Help us with our... Real quick, back to the point you were making, because I pulled this list up.

Cordless power tools, memory foam, freeze-dried food, water purification, scratch-resistant lenses, space blankets, Mylar space blankets.

Wow.

We use those for emergencies when people are having, like they're freezing or whatever, or they're cold.