Elaad Eliyahu

This is actually fairly rudimentary, to be completely honest.

This is like 20-year-old tech, where you just have laser pointers on actuators or whatever, and you can move a stick, and when they hit each other, they make a square in space.

or aliens, but Ian's theory is that these UFOs we're seeing are actually a light trick where on the ground they have powerful lasers pointing up, creating a, the reason they're orbs is because it's the easiest shape to make.

You only need two lasers to create a giant refraction point and then it can move as if it's on, you know, like without friction.

Well, I think the issue is with talking plasma, the range is not particularly good.

Here's a video.

It can basically, with a power source, it can constantly... One of my favorite things is... No, the discombobulator is probably ultra-low-frequency tech.

The conspiracy theorists have talked about ULF technology back in Iraq.

There was an old conspiracy urban legend, whatever you want to call it,

that while in Iraq, our researchers deployed a ULF generator, ultra low frequency, and experimented it on small villages.

I don't know if this is true or not, but they claimed that you put this thing on the ground and it pulses frequencies that are ultra low vibrations that cause people to vomit.

And they put it on the ground, and then all the people in the small village keeled over and started throwing up and getting real sick.

That might be the discombobulator.

But I do want to add one of my favorite pieces of abandoned technology is something called the laser-induced plasma channel.

You know what this is?

It's a lightning gun.

When Picatinny Air Force Base developed this weapon, they were trying to figure out, there was some dude sitting at a table, and they're talking about, like, what should we work on?

And some guy goes, you know what I always wondered?

Like, you know, I'm sitting here, and I want to strike that guy with lightning.

Why can't I do it?