Eli Barraza
speaker
576 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2020
last heard Nov 2020
Eli Barraza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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But then... Step 4...
I actually see this girl.
She has this amazing leather jacket and this pixie undercut that falls just so in, honestly, so many freckles.
Like, you could see them from across the bar amounts of freckles.
And then...
Her eyes find me and we're looking at each other and I feel like I'm falling.
And we can just skip over step five where I do fall down and break a whole tray of shots and get absolutely soaked in tequila.
Smooth.
But step six, my very favorite step of the bunch, involves this girl coming over and helping me up.
despite all the evidence that I am an irredeemable weirdo.
And then she tells me that her name is Taylor.
And if I want to go get cleaned up and, well, you know, fish the glass out of my hair.
She's got this.
She can hold down the fort.
And then step seven, which is a very strong runner-up, involves me showing up to work the next day and finding a little envelope in the credit card box addressed to me with a note from this freckled goddess saying that she'd found my earrings on the floor and that it'd be a shame for me to lose them because, and I quote, you looked great in them.
Now, we all know that Step 8 should have been, I say something, anything about how her smile leaves me completely flummoxed, but no.
No.
Steps 8 through 12 have all been exchange cute little messages while procrastinating asking her out all summer.
And I know, I know I don't have, like, a ton more steps to waste here, but there's something that makes this complicated.
Well, more complicated.
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