Eli Barraza
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576 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2020
last heard Nov 2020
Eli Barraza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Vakal also hides all the other major sapient species on the planet.
I'm talking harpies, goblins, merfolk, dragons, and, of course, my people, the Fae.
Homo sapiens are really just your garden variety walking, talking trash fires.
The Fae have been around just as long, even if our horrible imperialist civilization peaked a little bit earlier than theirs has.
And I know what you're thinking.
Hey, if lots of beings can do magic... Lots of beings can do magic.
How do you know this very animated cardboard box is from a court of the fae?
That.
That right there is how I know it's from my people.
We're annoying, preening idiots who live for petty drama.
For about 150 years each, anyway.
And see?
This is my problem.
Well...
My most immediate problem.
That package is not going to shut up until I open it.
And when I do, well, my life, which I have worked very hard to simplify, is going to get complicated.
Again.
So, any thoughts on how to deal with this situation?
Do you think Amit would mind if I just set the bar on fire?
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