Eli Doubletap

It's a shame running for Congress doesn't involve actually running.

What's your next video, Nick?

It's about a giant.

Really?

Yes.

all right i'm intrigued tell me more i told it on the last episode um uh the hercules of the american revolution uh portuguese orphan washed up on the shore in virginia ended up being uh six foot six 270 pounds holy shit back in 1770 average person was like five four five four yeah and uh

Ends up being a badass in the American Revolution.

George Washington knows him by name, calls him George Washington's Hercules.

It says they don't know if they would have won the revolution without him.

Ends up having him ends up commissioning him a somewhere between five and six foot tall broadsword, like a full on Claymore that an ordinary man couldn't even unsheath.

And allegedly he uses it at the battle of Guilford's courthouse, which is the basically like the last battle of the revolution to kill 11 dragoons by himself.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

He's a badass.

Also.

And then you see that dude walk around the corner with that sword and you're still reloading your musket.

That's where you surrender and hope he gives a shit about war.

This is a, he has a six.

This is a replicate, a replica of the sword.

Oh my God.