Eli Doubletap

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8,402 appearances 44 recordings 2 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard 6 Sep

Eli Doubletap’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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like the simulation.

they give you a new car.

Yeah, they finally well they uh so I'm tall.

But they so they put me in like they had basically three sizes of cars.

They had small, medium, and large.

Okay.

And the quote unquote large car was long enough for me, but it was clearly made for a guy who weighs eighty pounds more than me.

Understood.

Uh so when I was getting put in it, um everybody else had like the foam pads to space them out.

I didn't need that because my feet were touching the pedals.

Yeah.

But it was a hard yeah, hard plastic just like bucket seat.

And then there was a ridge in the middle of the seat which would go between the ass cheeks of someone who has an ass.

Something I'm not in possession of.

So when they strap you down here.

They stra strap me down and physic like physically I was down.

Like I'm cinched down.

But left, right, there's a whole lot of movement.

And then that ridge was right on my coccyx.

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