Eli Doubletap
speaker
8,402 appearances
44 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 6 Sep
Eli Doubletap’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, the fucking bruises because I was getting slammed around in that car.
Dude, they beat the, like.
The only car they put me in that was long enough for me was clearly built for somebody who weighs twice as much as me because I'm skinny as fuck.
So tall guy car, but I'm skinny.
So I'm cinched down, down to the seat in the six-point harness, but left to right, it was full mobility.
So anytime I turn right, I'm like, slam.
Slam.
So I'm bruised to fucking shit.
And then, yeah, that car ended up blowing up.
The first one that I was in, the tall guy car.
And they decided to put me in Eli's car, which we have the biggest height differential between anybody who was there.
Yeah.
Why they chose that, I don't know.
About the same height.
these two gigantor the fucking gangly slenderman in the jacked short guy they put put me in his car well they checked me for for the fit uh and i could i could hit the clutch and i could hit the gas well the brake obviously is in the middle where the steering wheel is and so they're like does can you hit the pedals i'm like yeah everything's fine uh we take off or i take off in the that short car which my knees are like
bunched up and i'm driving and then i went to shift because you drive with your right foot on the gas or throttle left foot on the brake clutches over here when i went to move my left foot to the brake now i'm in the steering wheel so i had to curve my foot to the side and use the side of my foot to hit the brake so it was it was fun size go-karts i felt like fucking donkey kong yeah
The one restaurant because it was in butt fuck Virginia so the only restaurant was a Texas Roadhouse.
Packed on a Tuesday.
Well, they kept having us get in the cars.
They were very punctual or trying to be punctual about that.
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