Eli Doubletap

Whenever you think, oh, well, the government wouldn't do, oh, yes, they would.

Also, shout out to y'all.

Y'all are fucking crushing it right now.

Because if anybody is aware of autism, it's our audience.

Uh-oh, I got to get out of here.

And that's just at that one autism organization.

One of these nonprofits is going to print us out official R word passes that I can keep in my wallet.

Actually.

Just wait till we do our fundraiser next February.

Also, if I can make a, glad you like shot that one.

If I can make a small announcement on the podcast, Rich and Taylor have just had their baby.

Yep.

So they have welcomed little Dick into the world.

my god oh that's awesome shout out to angry cops little dick is here yeah fucking tiny dicks here dude and so is his son taylor rich congratulations guys that's fucking awesome uh yeah not to derail the podcast there but i just saw that in the uh the group chat

That's crazy.

Does the mattress also f*** your mom?

You ever wake up feeling like you slept in a swamp because of your disgusting, nasty ball sweat?

I see most of you on Reddit, so I know you have.

Time to break up with that mattress.

Get divorced from your mattress.