Eli Doubletap
speaker
8,402 appearances
44 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 6 Sep
Eli Doubletap’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like, seriously, they don't know.
It was just people showed up on boats, fucked everything up, and then got back on their boats and left.
That sounds like such a Nord fucking type thing to do.
Show up, steal things, leave.
They didn't steal anything.
Go for it.
No, they're very confident that we know ancient Egyptian.
Oh, you're talking about, like, the metaphors.
That's where the meme of, you know, in like the Chinese history or whatever, like these two Kings had an argument and then 400 million people died or whatever.
The reason that they say that or like all the death counts in like ancient Chinese records is because of the way that they write numbers.
Like there's some expression in like ancient Chinese where instead of saying like a lot or a fuck ton, you're like 400 million.
Like there's like a numeric.
like a numeric value that means a fuckload.
And so people take that literally and they're like 400 million people died in this battle.
It's like, no, no, there were not that many people in ancient China.
Fucking stupid.
It's like the Russian personnel carrier.
I can't remember the abbreviation for it, but the fuel tanks are in the back doors.
So if you shoot from behind, it sprays flaming gas onto everybody inside.
That's brilliant.
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