Eli Doubletap
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Nick, did you cry?
It was the most mid-fucking movie of all fucking time.
Everybody enjoyed this movie but Connor.
I enjoyed the film.
It was the most mid-shit I've ever seen in my fucking life, though.
10,000 reviews of 96%.
It was good sci-fi.
It was a good story.
I'm not saying it was a bad movie.
The visuals were amazing.
There was no woke shit.
It was just a good, and it was all practical effects, puppetry, like limited CGI.
Honestly, yes.
It's Ryan Gosling sitting on a goddamn laptop and he goes...
And then bing bong, now we understand Rocky from The Rock Guy speaks fucking English.
It's one goddamn second.
Like you said, two seconds ago, you were complimenting the fucking science.
They did Hidden Trout famously mad that the people in Hollywood couldn't accurately figure out the speed of light and he's upset about it, so the whole movie's bad.
Star Wars must suck because we haven't figured out light speed yet also.
Nick, misinterpreting what I just said.