Eli Doubletap
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If I was a character in Star Wars, I'd be that little rat guy who hangs out on Jabba the Hutt's tail.
I'm tweeting that, actually.
You can't steal my joke.
No, George Lucas hits Blunt.
What did the vehicle do?
That pullback.
Mushin' AT-STs with fuckin' logs.
Hear me out.
fucking C-3PO being a he speaks 10,000 languages or 100,000 700,000 doesn't matter I'd lose Star Wars trivia but then he can't pretend to be a god to some little teddy bears in the woods suck my gay ass robot
I love these conversations.
Yeah, all the girls like, oh, he's probably out cheating on me.
What guy's actually fucking talking?
I literally scared the hoes.
They all left the house.
Not to call your women hoes.
Oh, no, they're hiding.
She's flipping me off.
C-3PO's gay!
I would have left ten minutes ago, but I'm trapped in chair prison.
I was gonna do a back handspring, but... Locked up.