Eli Doubletap

It's just floating, drawing a fucking giant... As opposed to a gas can.

Dark Knight Rises which my hot take is that was the best of the three of them everybody disagrees with me the middle one gets all the hot shit because Heath Ledger had to go and OD on heroin and now I would have killed fucking Debo's boat so quick who?

I would have grabbed that shit.

You didn't even know they had a remote.

I sure as shit wouldn't have saved Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Devil's advocate.

He's a fucking billionaire.

He could have just paid a couple of those window washers guys to do that in gasoline.

I think that the implication there is almost as if other people did that for him to announce his arrival.

My biggest, if we're going to talk realism in that film, aside from the gasoline bat symbol on the side of the bridge, Cody, you were a police officer.

Hypothetically, let's say there's a terrorist who is assembling a group of ne'er-do-wells in the underground subway system in a city.

Would you, again, hypothetically, take every police officer in the city and have them go investigate simultaneously?

Also, we're just like really, really just moving past the fact that Bane was able to enrich uranium and develop a thermonuclear weapon.

No, he got it from Phuckistan or whatever.

They talk about it in the movie.

No, no.

Yeah, it was Phuckistan.

they talk about it in the movie because he stole it from one of the nine nuclear powers 2000 years ago Turkistan, Turkistan, Turkistan we all know them, we all love them it's still a cool opening to a movie though it won't hurt me

I saw that movie in the original theater cut before they recut it.

They had to redub the entire fucking film, like the original Zack Snyder cut of the film.