Ellis James

But you've got to really believe in yourself, I imagine, because... Nah, you can hate yourself and write a book, Dave.

Because you get halfway through and I'll be like, I can't remember what I've written now.

I can't really remember why I'm writing this.

I don't really remember the tone that I'm meant to be writing it in.

I can't remember why I'm writing this.

It's over such a period of time, you just must be in so many different mindsets as you're trying to write this consistent piece that someone like Ellis would read in two days.

That's quite a challenge.

I am a fast reader.

You are a fast reader.

I'll give you that.

I'll give you that.

Because he's a mate.

But you couldn't set it up as a standing order either, could you?

Because that wouldn't take into account inflation.

Should I have been birdwatching all of these years?

I'm off to watch City tomorrow, and I think if Lila turned around to me and said, that is a big old waste of a day, Dad, I'd find that tough to take.

But at least it's near your house.

It is, but it's still a 40-minute journey.

Yeah, congrats.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.