Ellis James

Bare chested.

Just with the stopwatch around the neck.

You maybe have put down some cones as well.

You say you at your worst.

Would that involve, once you get in the car, presumably some effing and jeffing?

You're in the 1986 Admiral Welsh football team track suit.

Melting.

The polyester is just sweating horribly underneath it.

I've grown a moustache.

Famously, you only get three in a day.

So you've got to be really careful with when you choose like the crash bandicoot boosts.

You have to be very careful.

No, no, no, no.

So you dump them off in the school then.

I'm excited.

I'm excited for what happens next.

That is like... To the listeners, I mean, we've all seen this, the three of us, but I would imagine most people haven't.

There is a YouTube clip of a British children's TV show called Blue Peter from the early 70s where they send a presenter up to the man who's cleaning...

this very, very high statue.

But the ropes are literally just, there's ropes holding ladders onto a 300, and it's a windy day.