Emilia Bona

No, no, no.

Good God, man.

I didn't want to trick you.

I was going to start calling you super fast.

I've seen highlights and genuinely I'm really really excited about him.

Usually with links like this I try and talk myself out of it but with him I'm very much like he's sort of everything that we need.

None of that's black and by the way that's genuine but I didn't want to sit here and pretend that I'd watched the Ivory Coast game or the highlights that you put in your agenda because I did not.

You had no search.

I was too busy doing my World Cup predictor.

You had me up the wall.

No, I think he's better than people give him credit for, though.

Yeah, the hair and that makes people be a bit weird about it.

Yeah, it's a bit sideshow Bobby, isn't it?

Like, it's a bit like he's a joke figure, but I think he's a good left-back.

Sorry, good right-back.

I think what's interesting is whenever you look at their Real Madrid signings, like, their signings, Dumfries as well, is a bit like...

Yeah, he's good, but he doesn't feel Real Madrid-y.

Do you know what I mean?

So it's interesting as well with Chelsea because he's obviously one of the experienced players and you really feel with Chelsea that at some stage they should keep some of these fellas rather than this constant churn of buying and selling and bringing someone else new in and them never really getting anywhere.

This is obviously part of their business model.