Emily Simpson
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That wasn't part of the rules.
I'm out of here, bitch.
So Emily is like, well, I like that the goats are eating your neighbor's shrubbery.
Should we apologize to the house or should we move on?
So Emily's like, okay, everyone, where's Graham?
Georgina, you go there, you put your pajamas on.
Oh my God, do you do this?
Oh my God, kids are in bed, but it's 9.30 and they're already out.
This is hard.
That chicken, did that chicken just get baptized?
Wait a second.
That chicken just put the other chicken in a size 10, Susan Bender, Jean jacket.
Oh, do you wish you spent more time with dad?
Yeah, a little bit.
Does he stay in his office a lot?
Do you wish he came out and like did more fun things with kids and your mom?
So then Emily's like, okay, everyone, all my rules are going to help you be a more present dad.
Rule number one.
Dad now has to take care of the animals.
Seven.