Emily Vernon

people going back and forth, whereas it's like this needs to be a private conversation.

Mum's favourite thing, and I've never got this off my chest, but it really, really upsets me.

If you're trying to find her, say she's like, I've come to the park or I'll meet you at this place, her way of communicating where she is is not, say, sharing her location.

That would be a good idea.

She takes a photo of what she can see.

Just think about that for a minute.

It is so unhelpful.

And so our family group chat is full of, like, someone else's car.

And you're like, I just, that is so unhelpful.

She's like, this is my perspective that I can see, so find me here.

So it's just a lot of that and a lot of what the hell.

Oh, I love it.

But, yeah, so my family, my husband's family, mum's extended family has actually had to become a Facebook group.

Because there are too many of them.

No, seriously, mum's one of seven and they all have kids.

And so it's a Facebook group.

You've got to make a public post.

You've got to make a public post when you have a baby.

You've got to make a public post when you've got some big life news.

And it actually goes off.