Emily Willingham

Let's talk crazy, let's act crazy, let's be crazy because then the enemy doesn't know what you're thinking.

Oh.

So when did they start?

The world's tiniest and also very old penis.

And it was captured in amber right at the point of basically becoming erect.

But it had big eyes, like the big discovery about this for the people who found it was its eyes were enormous.

But then they realized that also there was this little tiny penis preserved in amber.

And right when it was in the midst of being super aroused, I guess it was flooded with sap.

and then got stuck that way for 100 million years before it started to be ogled by taxonomists or whatever in Berlin.

And so they captured it while its penis was hydraulically raised.

And it's this tiny little erection.

It's like a millimetre long.

It's a very small animal.

Somebody described the duck penis as sperm shooting ballistic missiles.

Like corkscrews.