Eoin Sweeney

This is why the BBC are thankful.

There is no Glastonbury this year.

Sky have been going increasingly large on the Isle of Wight Festival in the live coverage.

It used to all just be recorded, but they're basically the name sponsors now.

So, yeah, this weekend, this weekend coming, you are headlined by Lewis Capaldi, the incomparable Scotsman, Lewis Capaldi, be wearing a Scottish jersey, I dare say, Calvin Harris.

And then, of course, their build is the Rock and Roll Hall of Famers.

But the cure, Brendan, the cure are live on Sky.

Sure.

Three hours and 12 minutes was their famous electric picnic set.

Absolutely.

And Robert turned up for her set at Glastonbury last year.

But there's plenty for the Sex Pistols.

Wet Leg are only living down the road.

Teddy Swims, The Kooks, David Gray, Rick Astley.

They're all there.

It's a bit of a pound shop version of Glastonbury, to be fair.