Eric Goode

They're machines.

No, no, no. No worries. So their predatory instincts are more reasonable. I understand that they're cats and that's what cats do. But the weird thing about a retriever is he's not doing it to eat it. He's doing it to bring it to me. I didn't even have to teach him to bring a ball back. He learned within the first two or three throws. If I throw the ball, he brings it back to me.

No, no, no. No worries. So their predatory instincts are more reasonable. I understand that they're cats and that's what cats do. But the weird thing about a retriever is he's not doing it to eat it. He's doing it to bring it to me. I didn't even have to teach him to bring a ball back. He learned within the first two or three throws. If I throw the ball, he brings it back to me.

No, no, no. No worries. So their predatory instincts are more reasonable. I understand that they're cats and that's what cats do. But the weird thing about a retriever is he's not doing it to eat it. He's doing it to bring it to me. I didn't even have to teach him to bring a ball back. He learned within the first two or three throws. If I throw the ball, he brings it back to me.

It's brought into them. Whereas every other dog that I've had, I had to teach him. You throw the ball, you're like, come on, bring it back. Come on, bring it back. You bring it back, give him a treat. And they understand, you know, praise them. And then eventually they understand commands and they have this like pathway that you've carved into their system of chasing the ball, bringing it back.

It's brought into them. Whereas every other dog that I've had, I had to teach him. You throw the ball, you're like, come on, bring it back. Come on, bring it back. You bring it back, give him a treat. And they understand, you know, praise them. And then eventually they understand commands and they have this like pathway that you've carved into their system of chasing the ball, bringing it back.

It's brought into them. Whereas every other dog that I've had, I had to teach him. You throw the ball, you're like, come on, bring it back. Come on, bring it back. You bring it back, give him a treat. And they understand, you know, praise them. And then eventually they understand commands and they have this like pathway that you've carved into their system of chasing the ball, bringing it back.

We're going to have fun. Chase the ball, bring it back. Marshall, it was in there.

We're going to have fun. Chase the ball, bring it back. Marshall, it was in there.

We're going to have fun. Chase the ball, bring it back. Marshall, it was in there.

and it just seems so obvious like tanya this chimp does not love you the way you love it well i think it does but it also doesn't have a choice right so if tanya lived in the jungle if she had a shack in the jungle and the chimp lived in the jungle wild and free how much for the chimp visitor first of all i wouldn't be eating chicken nuggets and drinking coca-cola which is weird too that she's feeding this thing and she said it has congestive heart failure

and it just seems so obvious like tanya this chimp does not love you the way you love it well i think it does but it also doesn't have a choice right so if tanya lived in the jungle if she had a shack in the jungle and the chimp lived in the jungle wild and free how much for the chimp visitor first of all i wouldn't be eating chicken nuggets and drinking coca-cola which is weird too that she's feeding this thing and she said it has congestive heart failure

and it just seems so obvious like tanya this chimp does not love you the way you love it well i think it does but it also doesn't have a choice right so if tanya lived in the jungle if she had a shack in the jungle and the chimp lived in the jungle wild and free how much for the chimp visitor first of all i wouldn't be eating chicken nuggets and drinking coca-cola which is weird too that she's feeding this thing and she said it has congestive heart failure

Spoiler alert again. It's still good. You still got to watch it, folks. But if you give a person that, they fucking get sick. Like nothing you're doing to that chimp is natural. The cage is not natural. The food's not natural. Nothing's natural.

Spoiler alert again. It's still good. You still got to watch it, folks. But if you give a person that, they fucking get sick. Like nothing you're doing to that chimp is natural. The cage is not natural. The food's not natural. Nothing's natural.

Spoiler alert again. It's still good. You still got to watch it, folks. But if you give a person that, they fucking get sick. Like nothing you're doing to that chimp is natural. The cage is not natural. The food's not natural. Nothing's natural.

You know one of the saddest things for me was when she was showing at Instagram reels and just scrolling through reels and the chimp's just staring at the screen. That was the weirdest one. That's really disturbing. But meanwhile, I do that.

You know one of the saddest things for me was when she was showing at Instagram reels and just scrolling through reels and the chimp's just staring at the screen. That was the weirdest one. That's really disturbing. But meanwhile, I do that.

You know one of the saddest things for me was when she was showing at Instagram reels and just scrolling through reels and the chimp's just staring at the screen. That was the weirdest one. That's really disturbing. But meanwhile, I do that.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're doing it to ourselves.