Eric Kam

From executive producer Dick Wolf and the team behind FBI.

New partner.

He can be a little by the book.

You're not much use to me alive, but you're really no use to me dead.

David, when I heard you were discussing a-holes, I said I've got to be a part of this.

I think she's a big dumb head and I'm gonna tell you why.

But first of all, how much money did you save on having this dude live in your house and not hire a professional cat or dog sitter?

Yes, those are like up to $100 a night, maybe more.

Right, so already this person has saved you money.

When you invite someone into your home and you say, I don't care, I'm from paraphrasing, mi casa es su casa, help yourself to whatever you like, you are offering them your cheese, your meat, your wine, and whatever else is in the pantry.

And I think this person actually has a ton of nerve.

sending them a Venmo request saying, maybe you missed me asking you for money the first time, so now I'll be a little bit more direct.

Please pay me back.

This person shouldn't give this person five cents, nor should they probably ever speak to this person again, because this is not a real friend.

I think you should thank this person.

I think you should actually be extremely thankful that you didn't have to pay what people charge for professional house sitting.

So keep your trap shut and go buy yourself another bottle of wine.

I do the exact same thing.

We have our kitty.

We have a cat sitter.