Eric Peabody

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15,125 appearances 20 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 5d ago

Eric Peabody’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 20 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 5.

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Growing up, I never saw a single carved or smashed pumpkin. voice-verified

The only smashed pumpkin I ever saw was thrown down personally. voice-verified

It was years ago. voice-verified

I was still young. voice-verified

Maybe we'd gotten the idea from a story on the radio or a comic. voice-verified

A few friends and I thought it would be a fun new way to piss off some of our neighbors without doing any real harm. voice-verified

I had a grudge against one of the old women in the town. voice-verified

I picked her house. voice-verified

We snuck up after the neighborhood was fast asleep. voice-verified

I grabbed the biggest pumpkin from the steps leading to her porch. voice-verified

And I smashed it against her steps. voice-verified

Even now, as an old man, voice-verified

I can't think of anything else in my life that's made such a mess. voice-verified

Orange tendons littered her steps, speckled with seeds. voice-verified

Something was inside all of the mess. voice-verified

Something was writhing and stretching in the orange goop and seeds. voice-verified

I was about to inspect it closer when voice-verified

When the door on the porch burst open and the light switched on. voice-verified

She was infuriated. voice-verified

She was yelling. voice-verified

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