Erin
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So I'm in flight.
I remember trying to catch myself with my arms, but I don't.
I catch myself with my face.
I'm launched into a wall of rocks.
And then I hit the cement, and then the handlebars hit my chin.
Their terms of service make Apple look like a joke.
And you don't read it, of course.
You know, they probably say death, dismemberment, all those things.
But you're just thinking, I want to get on and ride.
Okay, so were you wearing a helmet?
There's been no scooters since.
So don't worry.
I don't have a need for the helmet.
But anyway, my then fiance rolls up a few seconds later, probably in the grand scheme of things.
I'm face down, passed out in a pool of my own blood.
arguably one of the best parts of the story is a very calm woman is walking her dog by me.
And she turns to my fiance, who's like jumping off of his scooter, trying to see if I'm okay.
And she just turns to him and goes, I think she needs help.
Oh, well, he's like,