Ethan Klein

People continue to share their great Wolf Lodge horror stories.

This person said, and of course we've heard about the ranch smoothie, which is... I mean, if this... I think there's something in the Bible about that.

About the end times.

Ranch smoothie.

I spent so much of my childhood at the Great Wolf Lodge due to family military discounts, and I have so many horrendous memories of this place.

There were constantly turds floating around in the water.

Everywhere.

And the employees would do nothing.

I mean, that's what we kind of suspected, though, because kids be shitting, right?

And then it's in a wave pool, so they got all broken up like sand on a beach, bruh.

You're literally on a turd sand beach at Wolf Lodge.

Yeah.

Um, so let's see here.

The employees don't do anything.

I've brushed by so many human turds and swallowed so much turd water.

I would get sick every time I was there.

I remember sitting in the room with fevers and the creepy fake woodland decor animals were just staring at me the whole time.

And I would beg to go home.

My parents would taunt me and say, we're not leaving until you go down the howling tornado.

That's what they call the diarrhea you get when you go there.